July 2011
1 post
Midnight at Mendy's
“Kramer, do me a favor, when you’re doing what you’re doing down there …” Jerry’s lip curled slightly in characteristic disgust, “could you stay away from… the testicle area?”
“What,” said Kramer, “you don’t like the balls?”
“Not a fan of the balls.”
Kramer’s entire body jerked in shock. “You’re not a ball fan?”
Jerry shook his head slowly. “Not a ball fan. They’re all droopy and hairy… and...
January 2011
5 posts
This Is A Short One
Melissa, the beautiful young girl with silver hair and eyes that flashed turqoise and gold, went to the doctor. She had a problem with her vagina that made it too sexy. Most people saw it as a blessing, but she knew it was a curse.
The doctor’s door opened. Suddenly, a handsome man was there. It wasn’t just any doctor, it was Doctor Who! He was wearing a big scarf and had brown hair,...
King of Clubs
Fandom: Poker Night at the Inventory
Strong Bad and Tycho were playing poker with the other two. But Tycho couldn’t keep his mind on the cards. How could he, if he had to stare at that sexy crimson egg-shaped face all day? He watched how Strong Bad’s boxing glove hands deftly handled the King of Clubs. How delicate and swollen they were. He thought about how his penis might feel in...
For Anthony, With Oblique References
Fandom: JD Salinger
Anthony “Tony” Glass was super pissed. He hadn’t had a quietly meaningful spiritual revelation in almost an hour, and it was really starting to burn him up. He’d had a few chance conversations with young children who seemed wise beyond their years, but almost none of them said anything that referenced the Bhagavad Gita even once. Sure, one of them was...
Love & Propane
Fandom: King of the Hill
One day Hank Hill decided something. He must have sex with Dale Gribble immediately. Nothing could stop him from achieving this goal. This is because he loved Dale Gribble.
Hank took off his pants. He had a big dick shaped like a propane tank. This is why he likes propane so much. I don’t understand it really, what’s the big deal about propane???
He did all...
~~~~Tears of Understanding~~~~
Fandom: Twilight
Edward couldn’t wait to fuck Jacob. They were both naked and didn’t know why. Jacob’s dick was super hard and when it got even harder it howled like a wolf, which is what werewolf dicks do. Edward didn’t know that and he was shocked.
“Don’t be scared,” said Jacob soothingly, his voice like if a dog could purr like a cat....
